this building sucks

The worst of it is that if somebody decided to burn down the building, it is now so damp in here from all the leaks, it won't catch fire.

That is, unless someone can get a hold of something like napalm or greek fire. That should burn in a wet environment.

Now, I know greek fire is lost to history. How about napalm - anyone holding onto government surplus that'd be willing to part with?

Oh, and we'll save some for the facilities building too. Those jerks still haven't even bothered to call me back to say that they're going to bring tarps over. Sitting here listening to the sound of drips would make anyone insane.