Record Powerball

Yup, the highest jackpot ever will be drawn this Saturday.

The odds are so against you winning, it'd be stupid to buy a ticket(s). Still might if there's no line to do so.

However, if you're itching for punishment, and don't live near a Powerball state, you can contact me. I'll send my PayPal address, and buy tickets for you.

(as long as I get a comission if you win) ;)