things NOT to do on Monday

I loathe having to call a doctor's office on Monday. But it seems that my medical issues can't occur on a weekday, so I'm stuck having to take care of this on a Monday.

I've been on hold for ten minutes already with no indication where I am in the phone queue. I think I'd have better luck showing up at the clinic.

But this is a serious issue that needs to be dealt with. If you doubt the effectiveness of your birth control, you need to call the clinic, right?